The Not So Random Yet Rather Random Ramblings of kae Williams

  1. These muhphuckas actually let R.Kelly off. I'm almost ashamed that he and I have the same first name…( I don't think I've ever told anyone on the internet that my name is Robert. Well it's spelled Rob'ert but it's one and the same at the end of the day.
  2. According to various sources….Lisa Muhphuckan Raye is free and single. She done left the crown prince of Turks and Caicos or sumshit. I forget what it is that the muhphucka is prince of but nevertheless she's free to be plucked.
  3. I'm actually taking a shit while typing this…the internet @ the crib is down due to a power outage and therefore I've decided to take you and this blog to unchartered territory. Not as uncomfortable as I previously imagined. But this gives the mantra of "I can't think of shit to write" a whole new meaning and perspective.
  4. Kids are great…when they aren't yours.
  5. Ha!, the supreme court has countered the previous ban on guns in the District of Columbia. It's about muhphuckin time.
  6. Now can I just get VA to allow radar detectors…
  7. Sushi, Chocolate Chip Cookies (which I despise), a banana and oatmeal is the reason why this blog entry is being scribed in the confines of my bathroom.
  8. As much as I've come to loathe Southern Rap music as of lately….there's something intriguing about Blood Raw's debut album that's drawing me in. His voice isn't brag worthy, hell it's actually kinda small for a dude of his stature but his delivery is so on point. His subject matter ain't great, he's the typical d-boy rapper, but he's not preaching the lifestyle. He's a rather emotional dude, that sounds akin to Jeezy (who so happens to be his label Boss)but he doesn't have the adlibs. His whole album centers on the fact that he lost his mom @ 12 and never met his pops. He speaks upon his bad times growing up which led to two prison stints and now he's trying to do right while trotting thru the fields of hatred and haters. But gotdayumit, it's the conviction of his words that make you wanna give dude a chance.
  9. Should memory allow I'll load up a song or two of good ol' Blood Raw, so y'all can decide.
  10. Speaking of Jeezy, I downloaded a new mixtape but due to Blood Raws album—I haven't had the chance or desire to listen to it at all.
  11. Didn't Jeezy just get arrested for a DUI and having narcotics inside of his corvette. (I love any dude that knows a corvette is still that sh*t).
  12. I'm gonna have to go in on Nate Dogg…but I think that deserves a post of it own.
  13. DMX got arrested for buying of all things…Crack !!! Where's the surprise in that?

~fin

You got me feenin (C) Jodeci

I'm sittin' here figuring out my bills and expenses (on company time) and i've been complaining about the cost of gas and shit..but check this....

I spent just as much money @ Starbucks for the Month of May as I did on gas for the same period.

I spent $253 last month in gas ( i avg. about $63.25 a week on gas cuz i drive 60+ mile round trip to and from work)and I avg. $62.61 a week on phuckin' Starbucks or 12.52 a day)
oh and as i now sip this muhphuckan Venti Decalf Soy Vanilla Latte, my body and pockets better know that this trip this morning is/was/will be the last excursion to FOURBUX coffee unless it's someone else treat.

I got's to do better for the rest of 2008. According to my budget i have the potential to be rich but my petty addictions are keeping me from seeing my wealth. *


what is y'alls petty habit that you can't seem to shake?


*i ain't really even minutely close to being rich...so don't be hittin' me up for loans and sh*t like that...cuz i ain't got it...ain't got it. Now fall back


~fin

janelle monae...i love you...


Fam, I am not sure if many of y'all is aware of the love that i have for this broad...

Normally I keep stuff that's of good quality and caliber a secret but for today and for possibly for today only --i'm gonna share one of the good treasures contained in the Fishgrease Musical Archives....


I present to you my future ex-wife/potential baby momma...Janelle Monae and her unreleased songs...THE AUDITION (some of these cuts leaked earlier (though of grainy quality) and some were revamped for her actually released album....but enjoy as you may and remember to think of me everytime you push play.


One of the best songs on this album happens to be an instrumental believe it or not. Cuts worth checkin' out are "YOU", "IT'S NOT FAIR" and "YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING"..
I'm kinda scared for her career now that she's no longer with Purple Ribbon and is now signed to Bad Boy...Not scared per se for her career but more or less the left field image that she's garnered a following with. I pray that Sean Combs doesn't change her for what he thinks is a more pop inspired sound and look.
anyway...Uncle Fishgrease is proud to present:

THE AUDITION