Merry Chrimah and Happy Heineken...

Happy effin' holidays to you all. Hope you're enjoying the foul evil spirits and attitudes that the holidays seem to breed and foster. ...

I spent the start of today opening, assembling and playing with the kids and their toys. Needless to say that i am rather spent and feel like i need something that resembles a nap. So just as soon as the effects of these morning beers wear off then I'll pop me an Ambien and see if Mr. Sandman will attempt to carry me off to my dream of dormancy.

The only other thing i accomplished was to fix this very Acer 4315 laptop that had a very severe screen flicker problem. I actually took this mug apart, fixed it and put it back together. The amazing thing about this whole thing is that i did not lose any screws or other parts....that's a rarity for me.

Well toodles B*tches. Happy Holidays.

kae

~fin~

Something I didn’t want to forget that I said.

death is my 1/2 cousin...i invite him over for dinner but he never stays the night. © Me talking to Abby

This is proof…

Today is proof positive to all of my naysayers that do not believe that I write every day. I told y'all I blog EVERY DAY…I just keep a lot of it private due to the content or due to the mood I was in when I wrote it.

But never the less…enjoy the 3 updates that I made available for today. The chances of my blog being updated 3 times in one day ranks between slim and none of ever happening again.

I grew up in an era where...

• Bugle Boy Jeans was a brand name
• Sodas didn't have an expiration date
• Where bike riding didn't require helmets
• A fist fight wasn't followed by a lawsuit. U either won or got'cho ass whooped and kept it moving.
• Rap music was fun and was broken down into regions.
• If you didn't like something..it was a matter of opinion and you weren't labeled as a '' hater''
• Where riding the bus was viewed as a mode of transportation and not seen as an indicator for economic hardship.
• Where $10 worth of gas used to getcha a full tank of gas.
• Where making it rain meant someones mom let us play with their water hose and sprinkler system.
• Where you liked cars cuz they truly where cool not because they had rims' and other shit that belongs in ya living room.
• Women looked liked women and men looked like men even those who didn't have a straight sexual orientation.
• Where black was beautiful and everyone was vying to validate themselves as socially acceptable by claiming some other longlost and forgotten trace of latin' asian or white ethnicity.
• Where Run was a rapper and not a reality show star
• Where MTV showed videos.
• Where personally knowing a crack head was a rarity not a normal occurrence.

To be Continued.

but i'm ~FIN~ for the moment.

Ella La’Donne

Bye Bye Love

Tears of forgotten transgressions

Pain unknown

I don't think you understand how much I miss you.

The want to hold you. The desire to kiss you.

Bye bye. Love.

Never got the chance.

Never got to save the last dance.

Never got to understand what I didn't understand.

Bye bye love.

Cant cry.

Won't shed no tears.

Losing the only thing I loved.

The embodiment of all my fears.

Bye bye love.

I cherish the time we had.

Even the longest days now seem cut short.

Arguments oh so petty.

Heated words and sharp edged retorts.

Bye bye love.

One day at a time.

Still can't seem to heal.

6 yrs since I've seen you.

And it still doesn't feel real.

Bye bye love.

The only love.

My only love.

The reason why I love.

Bye bye love.

Remember me.

As I remember you.

Thoughts of happiness

are all I now view.

Bye bye love.

Bye bye.

Love….

Something’s are Best Left Unmentioned.

I have issues and of course my issues are by no means greater or better than those of my audience but being that this is my blog, my issues for the moment are superior. So with that said, allow me to relay to you what my issue happens to be. *DRUMROLL* My issue is that I have a hard time keeping (myself) quiet when things bother me. So there's no better time than to give a rundown of all that bothers me. I present to you what I traditionally referred to as RanDUMBness.

1. I don't give two flying phucks about Oprah Winfrey and her 40 lbs weight gain. B*tch, you are a kazillionaire…that's all that matters to me. Love is blind and your money is green. Eat and be merry.
2. Brian Nichols got sentenced to 3 million, 400 hundred thousand and 48 days of life behind bars. Don't know if he thinks about it now but had he originally gone to trial with his original rape case, it's possible that he'd be out on parole right now. Dumb Phucka.
3. Jennifer Anniston is using every media outlet and publicity stunt to slander Angelina Jolie and make herself appear like the victim…..i really have nothing to say here being that I have a strange attraction to Ms. Anniston and want to put my splooge-tool in her orifices.
4. T-Boz from TLC is losing her house to foreclosure. While I don't wish this on anyone…it was rather foreseeable. I mean she already has one of the most well known celebrity bankruptcies in the world along with Left-Eye and Chili. I just don't understand that why, with all of the previous financial struggles, would you buy a home so lavish as a 10,000 sq foot abode when a modest $700,000 range home could have done the job. {If anyone knows the Atlanta housing market then you're aware that $700k can go a long way in regards to home purchasing.}
5. Plaxico Buress shot himself and now he's gonna be facing jail time…I shoot me and I gotta do a stretch on the rock.
6. Lil' buddy committed suicide via poppin' pills and puttin' it on a webcam for everyone to watch. Not sure how I feel about that as usually suicide is prefaced with signs/cries for help. His family wants to blame the internet for not being proactive where I believe that the signs were there all along and it's the parents who didn't see things until it all faded to black.
7. This Keyshia Cole album ain't ½ bad. I'm glad she's not going the route of sounding like everyone else and that she's trying to carve her own lane in this already flooded market. I'm not a fan but it is a rather decent and car riding worthy album. Not enough soul stirring songs on it though but it's still a quality listen.
8. Colin Powell could've very well been the first black president had he chosen to run. Ironically even though he was/is a lifelong Republican, he was backing and rooting for Obama.
9. I got the worse eczema flair up ever. And its like flaring up right on my elbow. Now my right elbow has this unsightly dry patch of skin. I'm about to exfoliate with some got'dayum sea salt when I hop in the shower.
10. Who in the living phuck gave Tyler Perry another sitcom? I sincerely need to get my sitcom scripted shopped to mainstream corporate America. ABC here I come. I can't be mad @ Tyler Perry's hustle (i.e. work ethics) for he's been cranking out material (however socially unnecessary it is) like a mad man behind a laptop. I just doubt his claims of his current show being the #1 rated sitcom in America…but then again there aren't any other African American sitcoms in production aside from "Everyone Hates Chris" and "The Game". (I purposely left out all programming on BET for a purpose. I wonder if *ANY* African Americans watch that horrid channel for anything more than 106& Park).
11. Ha! An Iraqi man threw a shoe @ President Bush during a press conference today. http://africa.reuters.com/world/news/usnTRE4BD1EX.html this could've been humorous had the shoe connected to its intended target.
12. I cleaned the kitchen floor w/ ammonia and bleach and the house smells so clean.
13. My DELL MINI aka my HACBOOK crashed and I haven't even thought of fixing it..i had Mac OS X Leopard running rather well on it….albeit the wifi wasn't working but a patch was in the works for that.
14. I think I'm viewed as rather successful in the hood because on my last visit one of the local drug dealers said that he'd front me some start up money if I was truly serious. I think he's trying to Murder Inc/ Irv Gotti me. On some federal money laundering bullshit. I told him that I was SKRAIT with the funding for the time being.
15. I'm struggling in life now that my personal accountant said that I can no longer patronize Starbucks unless it was on someone else's dime. So if anyone wants to help subsidize my (former) $12+ a day GRANDE SOY HAZELNUT LATTE WITH WHIPCREME…that's okay though because in doing so I'd have saved approx. $4k by this time in 2009 just be doing away w/ coffee.

To be continued.

~fin