Man, fuck this city.
yeah, I said it.
I don't even see a drop, a smidget, a spec of pollen and muhphucka, I look like Will Smith in Hitch. My face is all swollen, my eyes are red and damn near shut with mucus and shitnot.
phuck atlanta.
I don't like where I stay...I'ma fly away (C) kae-lo "NO" goodie.
i can't swallow, i'm irritable and did i mention that of all things to be allergic to, i'm allergic to GRASS. Yeah, you read that right G-R-A-S-S... GRASS, muhphucka...grass is err'where on this gotdayum city. I've been pill poppin' and even had an allergy shot last week but .....
damn it ain't no phuckin' but....I'm dying and it's my city's fault.
I need a true concrete jungle with no plants and what not.
And it's just not my city that's killin' me...its my son. How do you tell a four yr old, that it's 70 degrees outside, sun shining, birds chirping, kites flying, that y'all are the only muhphuckas on the planet that can't go outside cuz daddy's insurance doesn't provide a plastic bubble suit for him to walk around outside in.
So yeah, even though I knew it would cause me symptoms that would make me almost welcome death with open arms, I drove his lil' tail to Grant Park, fought through the watery and tearing eyes, the sniffles and the wheezing so he could be amongst other active kids and non-allergy suffering parents.
*Dear God, I'm kidding' about welcomin' death and what not...my sarcasm doesn't carry over well in the written form. Please note that statement was a joke...you know the hee-hee, ha-ha kind*
If y'all don't suffer from allergies just know that I hope you die young and of unusual and questionable circumstances...And if you do have allergies, I give you my heart but not my Benadryl and other allergy drugs.
*hits post message and staying in the house until May*
Will one of y'all muhphuckas bring me a Vanilla Coke, please?
4 years ago
