Today she told me that she's leaving me...

Man, I've been seeing this broad on the side for about 4 phuckin' years. I mean she and i have a history together and whatnot. Sure i didn't take her out or show her shit, i just got what i got from her and left her the same way she was when i showed up.

Sometimes I'd sneak away from work to see this b*tch and now she wants to drop the bomb on me and tell me that she's got something more phuckin' promising. I shoulda choked the shit out of her.

When my son's mom was in the hospital giving birth to mini-me, she was the first person i saw when i left the maternity ward.

I remember when i first met her...i wasn't even thinkin' this was gonna be a long term ordeal. I figured I'd get the good-good from her once or twice and bounce...but damn she had the good-good f'real and i saw her almost daily for what had to be month after the very first occurrence.

And when shit got tired and mundane...she'd ask me if i wanted to add some flavor to our relationship. I was a little hesitant @ first but she kept asking and was persistent to get me to open my mind a little. I remember when she first added whip creme to the mix. This broad had me nervous like a virgin on prom night but the very moment i put my tongue on the rim and tasted that whip creme, i knew that she was a pro at this shit.

I am almost ashamed to tell y'all that she's an out of shape white woman but she is and i'm convinced there's not a woman of another race that could treat me better. There's been times where i needed that wet-wet before work and because she was good at what she does, i didn't mind being late to work....

but now, she's decided to move on and not even think that my feelings might be involved. I really want to wish her the best but my own selfish desires, needs and wants wish that she'd just stay put and continue allowing me to tip her for her services.

I'm going to miss you Sabrina.







You're the best Starbucks Barista in the world...who's going to make my Venti Soy Decalf Toffee Nut latte now?


*another self plagarized post...i originally posted this on OKP.com*