Retire From Sports...get murdered by ya PYT (C) MJackson

Read this sh*t first. Ain't this a terrible muhphuckan way to die? CLICK HERE

Man, these past few weeks have made me kinda happy that my athletic prowess or rather lack thereof never prospered into anything promising 'cause the Lord only knows that I'd eventually end up in my mid 30's retired, financially sound while sittin' on the top of the world with a gang of young women at my disposal. {As if I don't currently live the life that the average muhphucka would envy...LOL } Seriously though what's going on with all these athletes gettin' up with these young tenders and ending up dying violent deaths?

This Gatti dude, who by the way was a great boxer ended up gettin' choked to death by his wife and her purse (strap) being used as the murder weapon . *looks into the camera* I don't think y'all heard me, this dude boxed his way to financial success with a 40-9 record and he gets snuffed by his wife and then choked out? I ain't trying to make a mockery of all of this but got'dammit this is an awfully ironic and sad way to have your life ended.

Damn, I hope I die in a car accident or in my sleep. I can tell you this much, I won't be getting shot while laying on the sofa in my sleep (McNair) nor will i be gettin' the life sucked outta me by a Prada purse strap either....How do i know this? Well simply put I ain't datin' no young chicks. Apparently these Pretty Young Things have been studying and emulating Snoop from acclaimed TV show THE WIRE. Either that or they're on that Cleo (what up Latifah?) from Set It Off.

Bottom line if you don't remember when Thriller was released, I'm not gonna be able to f*ck w/you.

*Moonwalks outta this entry*

~fin