Fellas, I’m going to say this one time…

                                                                                                

Pussy is undefeated.

YOU.CAN'T.WIN.

Pound for pound pussy is the champ. Nothing is even close to being a contender.
Mike Tyson couldn't win. Muhphucka was heavyweight champion of da' world at 21. Y'alls a damn fool if you think Buster Douglas knocked that muhphucka out. Robin Givens gave that crazy negro the tko and mike was still wobbly @ the knees when he went in the ring with Buster.

2Pac couldn't win.

Rob Lowe couldnt win.

Mike Jordan had umpteen championship rings,the most successful shoeline in history...The pussy knocked him out. Muhphucka could dunk on anyone in the league, score sixty but he dropped the ball when he tried to charge against Juanita.

Eric Benet ain't win...I'm not saying that Halle ain't no loon but still what regular dude wouldn't do everything in his power to keep her. I mean Eric had Halle, Lost her and muhphuckas ain't paid attention to his ass since. Muhphucka can't give you a free download much less a hit record.

Kobe Couldn't win. Sure he's faired better than most but in the long run...he's a draw at best.

Shaq couldn't win...he thought he was winning. cheated wife took him back. Next thing you know he's filming a reality show and swimmin' with Mike Phelps and his wife is flying back, back to Cali, Cali leaving Shaq crying that "Damn, she trying to stick me for my paper (C) Biggie.

Hugh Grant couldn't win. Muhphucka had Liz Hurley and cheated on her with a prostitute.

Jude Law ain't win. muhphucka cheated with the nanny. (she cute though)..but now the muhphucka can't star in a movie if he produced it himself.
and lets not even talk about Steve McNair...this muhphucka cheated on his wife and the bitch he cheated with gave him a 2 pc with a biscuit.

And y'all a damn fool if y'all think that ya boy Tiger is gonna be able to come out on top after all of this. Pussy is undefeated.

Pussy almost did ya boy Jesus H.Christ in...if you think Mary Magdalene wasn't 'bout to set ya boy for the okie doke then you're mistaken.

Pussy - infinity
Men- 0

You.Cant.Win (C) Mike Jackson in "THE WIZ".