The humorous days of….

 

Yesterday a co-worker and I went out for lunch at Applebees. Not expecting much in any stretch of the imagination (whether it be in great food, service or entertainment) we went in, sat at the bar and order a couple LIT's, a sammich and all the fixins. Well long story short we're there for a while and in comes this rather attractive young female. She walks in and starts to go to the further side of the bar which was obviously clear and had no one sitting there until she spots an empty seat next to yours truly. As if on cue, she takes the seat next to me and in true fashion and character of myself, I ignore her while still paying attention to her actions. She orders a Shirley Temple to drink or rather something obviously close to one ….she drinks two before I actually get my food and in between bites of the awful Tilapia sandwich that I order I lean over to hear and comment on her choice of beverage….She giggles and laughs, my boy interjects a few laughable lines as well. Now that the ice is broken, she begins to warm up to my remarkable charm and alluring swagger *pops collar while typing this* and starts asking things that a normally interested person would ask a person of my caliber (LOL). She tells me that she's 24 years old, is a co-owner of a residential cleaning business and blah, blah, blah. This mundane dialogue goes on for minutes and I can tell that she's now flirting with me and whatnot but unbeknown to her I'm in a zone and happen to be comfortable with my current position (relationsh*t wise) in life.

Well as luck and chemical attraction (on her behalf at least) would have it, I pay my bill and get up to leave when suddenly she grabs me by the arm only to say....

 

Oh so you're just gonna flirt with me and not ask me for my number?

 

Women in the "A" are aggressive in the ' 08….the see sum'n they want and come hell or high water nothing will stop them from getting it.

 

*continues living off of yesterdays ego boosting afternoon*

 

~fin